Of course, everyone mentions the supposedly "world-famous"
Madonna Inn
when discussion turns to the topic of San Luis Obispo hotels. However,
with its swaths of pink befitting a Barbie-toting 11-year-old girl's
bedroom and guest rooms "themed" to cavemen, the jungle,
and Western pioneers, there is probably more, er, tackiness per square
inch in this establishment than anywhere else.
The Madonna Inn is the kitsch capital of the world, parading as a
European-themed resort. People with taste do not stay there. Only
clueless tourists who think passe boom-boom rooms that would be better
suited for one of P. Diddy's oversized mansions would stay at this
tribute to trashtastic taste. Stop by only to marvel at the oft-discussed
waterfall urinal in the basement restroom - only to say you've seen
it, of course - and maybe try out one of their delicious multilayer
cakes, but really, there are bigger and better things to do in San
Luis Obispo.